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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Your boyfriend has a twin!
You know what they say: You are what you eat.
Or just leave him like a normal person would.
:O
You should've went to cheaters so we can watch that funny crap, and you'll get money, it's a win win situation:)
29, were do I start regarding the comment you made? 1. I'm pretty sure his relatives, friends etc would also know his full name or birthday. That's not just a thing a partner knows. 2. Even if you do know someone's details, doesn't mean you know them. Just by looking at your FML profile I was able to gather not just your birthday, first name, and what I'm assuming to be your last name in the second part of your username, but other information about you in your 'about me' section.
^ that's why I said 'assume'. Glad you clarified. :)
Just punch him in the throat. Problem solved.
I would aim a bit lower!
I would punch him in the overies (because his picture is ron bergandy)
Haha nice picture
That's when you just ninja kick him in then face then move on.
I would have ninja kicked him in the nuts
Best breakup strategy I've ever heard: Amnesia.
Doesn't everybody?
Oh no, that's always lovely to be cheated on...
15 - if everyone hated cheaters, then cheating would cease to exist. And yet it continues.
135- why would that stop cheating? people will still do it
People hating cheaters and people hating cheating aren't the same thing.
Well, I hope you never get in a relationship...
He deserves a roundhouse (to the face) in my opinion. (:
I'll activate the chuck Norris signal.
Hopefully that didn't suceed thats just retarded
Your photo gave me a headache for some reason. :/
If you don't dump his ass, you deserve to be cheated on a billion more times.
*Can't stand girls that let guys walk all over them. Have some self-respect.
More than a billion. If that's even possible.
63- For real? You think a billion is the highest our system of numbers goes to? How do these people get into our country?
That's not what she meant. She meant 'if it's even possible to be cheated on more than a billion times...' Think before you speak. Or in this case... Write. (y)
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What a dick
That's when you just ninja kick him in then face then move on.