Love, Photography and Parents: Mind your own business

Mind your own business

By Crazy Mom - 10/06/2013 05:13 - United States

Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML

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By jessie - 15/05/2021 04:00

Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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Hypocrite much?

By sonofahypocriticalwhore - 07/12/2012 17:06 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML

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By fuckingdieyouoldhag - 20/05/2014 20:08 - United States

Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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Good job parenting

By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML

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Upfront

By kalisa anteater - 09/06/2013 20:49 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML

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Mads_1234 28

Monday 10 June 2013 12:13

It's your right to send him pictures. She has no say in it, especially if you wanted to see if he liked your haircut. Just ignore her.

Violetear 19

Monday 10 June 2013 12:13

Seems like the kind of mother who'd say you'll go to hell for wearing a sleeveless shirt. Feel bad for the OP.

Comments

Mads_1234 28

Monday 10 June 2013 12:13

It's your right to send him pictures. She has no say in it, especially if you wanted to see if he liked your haircut. Just ignore her.

friedpwnadge 25

Monday 10 June 2013 12:24

Her parenting is bad and she should feel bad!

lp5252 4

Monday 10 June 2013 12:32

you dirty ****!

cosmosis 12

Monday 10 June 2013 13:04

12 - Woah!! Easy tiger! Thats abit over the top there chief!!!

fareith 15

Monday 10 June 2013 15:58

I dunno, that's pretty risqué.

VeganVampyre 26

Tuesday 11 June 2013 5:21

Yeah, that's right up there with the girl who tried to hold her boyfriend's hand in public. Shameful!

Violetear 19

Monday 10 June 2013 12:13

Seems like the kind of mother who'd say you'll go to hell for wearing a sleeveless shirt. Feel bad for the OP.

firefighter925 18

Monday 10 June 2013 15:18

I guess no more selfies

Blue_Black_fml 21

Tuesday 11 June 2013 1:04

Her mom sounds like the mother character in "Carrie".. If OP has telekinetic abilities, the mom is in extreme danger!

xx000o 27

Monday 10 June 2013 12:14

Some mothers never grow up.

Jac_d_ipper 10

Monday 10 June 2013 15:51

Unless OP isnt taking a snap of her head haircut but of her pubic haircut, **** explain her being fully clothes though!

IliekLoki 7

Monday 10 June 2013 21:21

I've never thought it that way...

angelitared 27

Monday 10 June 2013 12:15

You sinner!!!!! Repent!!

UberNova 18

Monday 10 June 2013 12:15

Maybe you should think about moving out, for privacy and to get away from your mum.

Pleonasm 35

Monday 10 June 2013 12:16

Sounds like Hell has really let its standards drop these days... They let just about anyone in ever since the clientele all went to that new S&M convention.

perdix 29

Monday 10 June 2013 12:22

Now, which body part received this "haircut?"

Wizardo 33

Monday 10 June 2013 12:22

I'm guessing her toe knuckles, those things can get pretty bushy.

perdix 29

Monday 10 June 2013 15:58

#9, the up-nose shot can be pretty nasty, even if one does a good job with the rotary trimmer. Even with waxed nostrils, it's not a pretty sight.

Wizardo 33

Monday 10 June 2013 17:46

#33, hairy ears can be pretty grim as well, I mean its hard enough to trim or get the hair then its all spilling out of your droopy ass ear. Also really hairy chests are not nice, especially guys wearing super low V neck T-Shirts displaying their man fur...