By cakestar9 - 31/12/2014 19:39 - Ireland - Ennis

Today, I went to a club to celebrate New Year's Eve. A cute guy came up to me at the bar and asked my name. I thought my 8 year long dry spell was finally about to end. I smiled and said "Chrissy!" He said "That's a whore's name!" and wandered back off into the crowd. FML
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MrSassypants 32

If he's going to be all pissy, and throw a hissy, for your name being Chrissy, you shouldn't mess with that mister, missy.

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MortenM 17

It's not very nice of the guy but how do you end up with an eight year dry spell? If OP thinks it'll change at the bar.... Best of luck for 2015 though

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MrSassypants 32

If he's going to be all pissy, and throw a hissy, for your name being Chrissy, you shouldn't mess with that mister, missy.

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FlinkeMeisje 5

Internet Jedi hugs coming your way, if you want them, Chrissy. That sucks.

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HeadlessSparrow 20

nice try #13

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wilber245 16

@Ervinator Who taught you how to rhyne?

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JKPwnage 27

*tries to think of other words that rhyme with Chrissy*

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zahra_786 19

Ignore him, I think it's a lovely name. He sounds immature. Happy new year ! You'll have better luck in 2015 hopefully :)

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foxwasalamb 24

how will it being 2015 guarantee her better luck if shes had none for the past 8 years?

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Noreason89 6

#18 a little positive reinforcement doesn't hurt

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annarcheer 19

#18 she said hopefully as in hopefully your luck will be better. not guaranteeing it. she was trying to be positive and make op feel better.

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Cayers97 12

Good news by the end of the night it will be 9 years going strong

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raufintoff 15

How does someone have that long of a dry spell tho

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Jasim 17

He's definitely a ***** for saying that. Don't worry about it, it will end soon.

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firefox9778 20

How will it end soon #5? Is it Jasim to the rescue?

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randomguy76 14

I don't see the problem with his reaction. Shame on your parents for cursing you with a "*****'s" name!

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Donuts202 13

...how do you not see anything wrong with his reaction? You don't just tell people that their name sounds like a ****** name.

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quickit 24

You're not the brightest person on site, are you?

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xxreikoxx 31

#6 – I guess that makes me a ***** every time my ESL/EML friends and relatives call me by this nickname ("Chrissy?") Think long and hard before you respond, by the way, and factor in that I'm a virgin before you say anything.

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brand125 17

oh my **** guys, its so obvious that they wernt serious that it hurts my head reading the replies...

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randomguy76 14

I guess my sarcasm wasn't obvious enough for the people on this site.... Do I need to spell it out or add it in parentheses?

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patrickalamo 47

I triple dog dare you to go up to that girl and find a way to call her a *****.

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MegasaurusRex89 28

Bummer. Sounds like you missed out on a real winner! *sarcasm* You're better off in a dry spell than with a douche. Keep your head up!

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kpohil 13

ahhh... Cant really argue. next time give him ur nick name.

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thatnucca 36

That's a little farfetched... Look on the bright side OP; New Year, new possibilities...

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