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By jonas_93 - 05/04/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML

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By toobad - 02/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML

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By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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By me - 09/08/2011 03:43 - United States

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 07:32 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

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By Single4Life - 05/07/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

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craigahh 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:24

Well, the big giveaway is the 1-800 before the number, just a tip.

kscott88 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:28

To #1: Rejection Hotline isn't a 1-800 number. Because that WOULD be a dead giveaway, obviously, so I don't know why you would even assume that. Anyway, their website - with all their numbers - is here: http://www.rejectionhotline.com/

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craigahh 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:24

Well, the big giveaway is the 1-800 before the number, just a tip.

rebeccajoy 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 10:47

actually look it up not all the numbers begin with 1800 the one I have is my local area code so way to be smart ;)

Meegggaaann 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 5:09

dammit that always sucks sorry op

terranada 3

Friday 3 September 2010 3:58

lol epic win!!! I love the rejection hotline it's hilarious!!! xD

guitarh4 7

Sunday 20 May 2012 14:05

It's not 1-800, it's 1-201.

michelle4srs 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:25

Which number did they give you? I had the Rejection Hotline number but I forgot what it was. :c But, AWWW. If they did that, they're not worth it anyway.

LittleMiss1 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:25

HA my friends always wanna do that lol sorry:/

theatreboy27 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:25

a couple days ago i went to a club with my buddies it was pretty dark and i decided to bubble up on this chick it went pretty good for a while then she took my hand and put it down her pants lets just say i didnt feel a pussy

andelizastrin 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:26

Definitely not worth it. It sucks, but at least you don't have to worry about wasting any time with him now.

Callyn 47

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:27

Can't you tell a hotline number from regular one? Don't they start with 800 or 900?

BUHLAWFOOLxD 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 2:38

No they are like real numbers, the one I used to use I think the area code was from somewhere in MO

guitardedman 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:28

oh its an fml when this happens to a girl now? this shit happens to dudes all the time get over it. obviously he doesnt want to be friends or hang out, he probably went to the club for the same reason most guys do, to find someone to **** for the night