By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
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Welshite 39

I've never heard testicles called "ladies" before, but yup, you definitely harassed them.

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MrClean17 15

Every man can relate to the pain of sitting on one's own balls

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MrClean17 15

Every man can relate to the pain of sitting on one's own balls

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perdix 29

No, not me. Me and my balls have been through a lot together, but I've never sat on them. They did get pretty mad at me for going horseback riding in gym shorts.

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connormadden 5

22- I was a horseback rider for most of my life. Some bad experiences there. Mostly from jumping

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RoperGirl203 9

Lol that sucks. Even as girls jumping (and bareback) can be quite painful. >_

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perdix 29

#22, to be clear, I hadn't planned on going horseback riding in gym shorts, the opportunity to ride just popped up all of a sudden. It was a sperm of the moment decision.

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Meettitan 14

"Through no fault of my own..." - someone else sat on your balls for you?

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onlychildFTW 33

My balls don't sag that much that I've ever sat on them. So far I can't relate and I'd love for it to stay that way. It'd probably be horribly painful.

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xcountrygirlx 8

@30, especially when the horse has high withers. that's the worst!

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mfischer 17

*sigh* Well I certainly feel your pain, bro.

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winkydog4056 16

#63_I'm soooo happy to see your comment! I immediately thought of you when I read this FML. Is this poster your twin brother or related to you?

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winkydog4056 16

#1_What if a woman sat on your balls?

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8313girl 28

I think OP is an older man hitting on young girls. I've never heard of any young guy sitting on his balls but my dad has told me he's done it a few times.

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Welshite 39

I've never heard testicles called "ladies" before, but yup, you definitely harassed them.

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pattheaninal 9

What a ball-sy move.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

You must be quite the ladies man..

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Llama_Face89 33

I'm sorry for creeping but WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST SIDNEY CROSBY?!

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Lucky1990 1

You've got the weirdest profile descriptiom I've ever seen.

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sens3sfailing 24

I think 3's profile is quite entertaining! Strange in the best possible way lol

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skittles_fairy07 4

3 sounds like the type of person I'd be best friends with. :3

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garrett8614 2

3- lol your description is amazing. Will you marry me?

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winkydog4056 16

#37_Da fuq does hockey do here?

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TopBanana20 11

Umm I am scared for Crosby's life. FHL!

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Idiotsspoutcrap 6

Maybe you should ice your ladies and take a breck from clubbing

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Charger_SRT8 0

Yes but since nobody cares about England, we can safely say it was a typo.

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sens3sfailing 24

It's how you type break with a Scottish accent...

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Breck = brain wreck... Like when you use the word breck.

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verkaderk 9

There is no greater pain than sitting on ones testicles.

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bestnameright 14

My comment got posted twice for done reason, I apologize!

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Rosie_Posie43 12

What is he gonna do? Shift his balls away from the stool?

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cnator 12

Well they were between him and the seat, so shifting them away sounds like a smart thing to do.

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FizzyApple 3

How does sitting on your own balls count as harassing ladies?

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obnum 19

That's what I'm trying to figure out. Maybe he just started swearing a lot? It's weird.

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DarkHelmet 10

Holy Shit we typed the same thing at the same time LOL

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FizzyApple 3

It's probably the first thought that comes to mind with most people!

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DarkHelmet 10

How does sitting on your balls translate into harassing women??

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Vintage_Cola 29

Maybe the "ladies" in question aren't the ones he was after...

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BulldogHoops 14

Your username goes awkwardly well with your comment.

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