It's all in the timing

By laststand11 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, my mom used, "Happy Thanksgiving break" and, "We sold your car" in the same sentence. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 048
You deserved it 2 500
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Top comments

foodlord 5

Awh! Same thing happened to me back in 08! It was a dark and stormy night...

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Comments

EnEl_Infierno 15

Thanksgiving Stuffing, mmmm! *Homer Simpson drool* dam now I'm hungry.

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enonymous 8

I have no real comment... I'm going to phone this joke in "in Mother Russia car sells your mom on thanksgiving"

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jedielf 23

We don't celebrate Thanksgiving here, but food is food, especially if it's good :) Thanks dude. *takes a piece*

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22cute 17

1. Work, save your money 2. Buy yourself a car 3. Hide the title and registration 4. Stfu! Happy Thanksgiving!

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Yodaevil 4

Noooooo! Not my 96 hatchback civic with lawnmower exhaust! Mother how could you?!? It's a classic among high schoolers!!!!

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Sniperkid07 6

I love rippin those things to bits! They think cuz my car is old they can take me.... Their wrong!! 400ci Hemi beats Vtec any day.

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foodlord 5

Awh! Same thing happened to me back in 08! It was a dark and stormy night...

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DKParth13 5

Happy early Thanksgiving ?!:)

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FriscoKidz 10

She's trying to trap you at home for the break

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J1hill33 12

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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WeAreAHurricane 14

Your comment was about as good of an idea then selling OP's car ....-.- But seriously, you don't know them. Dont make promises

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ihavebrokenshoes 0

She sold it though.

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FYLDeep 25

Hopefully this means they bought you a replacement vehicle.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

You shall now drive the all new 2011 Pontiac FireTurkey. :o

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FYLDeep 25

What's a Pontiac? Is that some sort of mysterious new car company?

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benderbot19 0

Pontiac: when you've graduated from pimping out your cavalier.

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FYLDeep 25

We don't talk about them anymore. It's like Saturn.

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Furley 4

Hate to break it to you, pontiac is actually the car you get before you pimp a cavalier...

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benderbot19 0

Hate to break it to you, but either way is lame if you're pimping a cavalier.

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drealmorales 2

What if she uses the money of the car to buy you a new Carr?? :D don't count on it thoughh

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P374RD3D 9

They were giving you their thanks for the money they got

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FlyingWhisps 5

Maybe she was trying to show you that you should've been more thankful for that car. I'm just ******* with you, bitch move, mom. I would rage if my parents did that to me.

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