By mac_miller55 - 31/07/2012 16:47 - United States - Lansdowne

Today, I was swimming with my friends at the local pool. My friend pushed me under, and as I came up for air, my hand stroked a hairy leg. It turns out I had caressed the leg of an old man who had been swimming laps. He spent the next half hour creepily smiling at me. FML
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mac_miller55 2

I posted this and I am a girl

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videokid2000 10

Well you're obviously meant to be together.

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PuffDaddy395 3

That man probably hasn't had any action in months or years, and you just made his day. Take it as a compliment, a creepy, creepy, compliment.

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Comments

videokid2000 10

Well you're obviously meant to be together.

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TrueTriage 16

A match made in heav- or the local pool

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DontClickOnMe 28

I know, right? I wonder when their wedding will be.

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Futacy 29

You should get his number... and use it to find his identity and report him to the police for sexual harassment.

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HowAreYouToday 34

15, that's a bitch move.

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lonkite101 14

15- Y? He obviously only did that because he thought she liked him..

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Keliosan 6

Sexual harassment for smiling? I'd love to see that happen.

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ImmaB3AST 7

20- They never said the gender. For all you know, he could be like Herbert from family guy.

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lonkite101 14

45- if it was a guy, then it would be a WHOLE lot more awkwarder.

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mac_miller55 2

I posted this and I am a girl

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ImmaB3AST 7

That clears everything up.

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_Oblivion_ 12

Isn't there supposed to be an "original poster" icon/wording under this chick's comment if it was her?

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asoptavlo14 6

Probably not because they selected it to be anonymous; it would be pointless to say anonymous and then point out that that person commented on the FML.

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missamazinggg 12

75- the gender is right next to the FML.

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jetsown08 21

88- not this one. Wasn't specified until the OP posted a comment about it.

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missamazinggg 12

89- scroll up to the FML and look to your right.

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lonkite101 14

Well, if anything, at least there old. If say, a bodybuilder did that, then you should obviously have a right to be scared.

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emeraldisle 30

2 - this has nothing to do with your comment but I adore your profile pic. :]

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Dixbfloppin 11

I don't love creepy old men. Creepy old men love me.

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Pixxio_O 11

'Hey I just met you, and you just stroked me, so here's my number, come home with me maybe?;)'

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Rowdey 10

Yeah, you don't figuratively love creepy old men; you literally love creepy old men. Makes sense man.

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PuffDaddy395 3

That man probably hasn't had any action in months or years, and you just made his day. Take it as a compliment, a creepy, creepy, compliment.

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Legendoflaw 4

3- You really have a Justin B. haircut? My son just asked if he could have one...

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poetrywriter12 6

Mmm, got yourself a catch there. Give him a smile back. He's the friendly neighbourhood pervert, he's safe!!!!

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jetsown08 21

Or smile back so creepily he gets freaked out. To beat the creeps, you gotta out-creep them!

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crazydudefrom90s 10

Sing the "call me maybe-creepy girl version"

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lonkite101 14

Yep, who cares if he's old or say looks funny. If he's healthy (swimming) and is friendly enough to smile, then he's a keeper.

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mrshutcherson123 3

Haha let's hope he wasn't a rapist. Jk. but that's creepy!

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lonkite101 14

It's like the beginning of either a horror movie.. Or a romantic comedy.

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flutter4 7

Sounds like a hairy beast lol

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subwaysurfers 13

A friend that wants to be more than friends ;)

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momolee 4

Don't be rude. Smile back at the creeper. :)

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ashtonlm 3

I would of hit my friend for pushing me under...

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flutter4 7

Push your friend under

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comeatmebroo6254 1

Well alrighty then. One time an old guy was staring at me and he wouldn't look away. Every time I looked back he was staring. As soon as I told my friend and she looked back, he looked away though. So I can kind of relate. But , sorry for the creepy encounter!

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you_failed 15

PLEASE don't tell it again.

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Blackmail111 9

Are you sure it was his leg? Giggidy.

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DKjazz 20

"Stroked his hairy leg"? Is that what kids are calling it now?

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rattusrattus 18

Since when were penises hairy (beyond the base)?

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Blackmail111 9

41, penises can become very hairy if the hair is not trimmed. Dick hair can grow really long.

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boating_guy 33

hair can definitely grow on the shaft... but personally, I shave mine

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Lesson learned: never eat breakfast while reading FML comments. Now my yogurt doesn't taste so delightful.

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Jamialia 5

It's giggity, Seth MacFarlane corrected so on his Twitter.

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kate1238 9

It was his third leg...if you know what I mean

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