By mac_miller55 - 31/07/2012 16:47 - United States - Lansdowne

Today, I was swimming with my friends at the local pool. My friend pushed me under, and as I came up for air, my hand stroked a hairy leg. It turns out I had caressed the leg of an old man who had been swimming laps. He spent the next half hour creepily smiling at me. FML
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videokid2000 10

Well you're obviously meant to be together.

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PuffDaddy395 3

That man probably hasn't had any action in months or years, and you just made his day. Take it as a compliment, a creepy, creepy, compliment.

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alig203 5

At least it was his leg and not something else.. But still My heart goes out to you op..

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alig203 5

Probably should've read the previous comments; sorry for being repetitive.

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johnnyboy7 5

Too bad you didn't stroke my leg... :/

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perdix 29

C'mon, you tease! You started the hand job, now finish it! You know, there's nothing we creepy old men love more than the hand job!

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br0ccoli 14

Every smile means he's doing you dirty while in the pool and simultaneously swimming laps...like a dolphin. Try THAT Phelps!

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worldclassrager 39

hope nothing creepy happens in the locker room scary movie/sex drive...

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hannahboo15 1

herbert the pervert sighting at the local pool!

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gbengusoluks 3

Never mind i'll find someone like you...

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Niverial 1

Lmao FYL OP. you probably made his year. Hopefully he won't start stalking you now hoping for more

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HellisMyLife 0

Creeper :( I've had a 50 year old hitting on me when I was drunk he tried getting me to do "things" I so understand

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phatdaddy62 23

And I've got a 26 year old hitting on me. She wants me to "do things.". I know how you feel.

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