By moreliketurdmart - 03/06/2013 16:48 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 143
You deserved it 5 339

Same thing different taste

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I ******* hate guys that think women are a possession. "Hey why are you looking at my girl?!" is one of the most retarded statements a guy can make. I'm sorry that you're so insecure that you think your girlfriend will run off with the 1st guy who makes eye contact. Guys like that just need to give their stuff to charity and run into a freeway blindfolded.

Seems to me this guy's just looking for a fight, no matter what you say.

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nina21194 12

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Pretty rich coming from a guy using the words "coulda" and "kinda", and who doesn't believe in proper punctuation.

He never actually said that about the woman, only that he had better things to do than look at random women.

@ #3 That's extremely rich coming from someone who doesn't use complete sentence structures and assumes that everyone on the internet is a "guy." The internet isn't an elementary writing class, so please get off your high horse. P.S. Upon further inspection, the irony of your second clause, in conjunction with your unnecessary comma, makes me sure you're either a troll or the internet's worst Grammar Nazi.

I'm not the one taking the piss out of the OP with an arbitrary YDI, but whatever makes you feel better about yourself. Oh, and your "the internet isn't an English class" / "high horse" hypocrisy aside, saying that my comma somehow makes for a grammatically-incorrect sentence is totally wrong, and you did exactly the same thing in your own comment. Who's the real troll here?

Now everybody: Cast your votes! The collective shall vote "FML's next Comment-Troll", right after these commercials.

24- although this thread is ridiculous and has absolutely nothing to do with what you meant in your original comment (the first part at least), the "grammar nazi is using real words. You should look them up if you don't believe me.

14, you're not worthy of that profile photo. Get rid of it.

olpally 32

Just read my profile about grammar nazis' and spelling. That is exactly how I feel. Haha. This thread is very stupid. Bacon.

Why is #14 getting thumbed down? I agree with him FML surely is not an "elementary writing class". Grammar Nazis are really starting to take the piss!

I thumbed him down based on his assinine third paragraph. And for being one of the individuals who constantly confuses being a Grammar Nazi with being coherent on the internet.

emmydafox 16

Grammar is important, sure, but only to a point. If you get what someones trying to say, move the **** on. Hell, half of the self-proclaimed "grammar nazis" that I've seen correct people on here don't even know what grammar is; They just correct spelling mistakes, not actual sentence structure. If someone asks what some dipshit's trying to say, then by all means translate the gibberish. Otherwise, just get the **** over it.

Of course there have to be commercials. I hate when commercials are played during a suspenseful moment.

ise3 10

I mean if you say something incorrectly people will point it out. Why not the same on the internet which is just as colloquial as everyday speech? Although admittedly the slang is different. Btw i forgot what the fml was about reading the comments.. But yeah the guy might just be insecure about his woman.

Hey, if you're going to be Grammar Nazi you've got to at least know what you're doing. #14 makes a good point, even if it is somewhat unnecessary.

Hey 51! It's spelled asinine, if we're going to be sticklers about it.

It was perfectly coherent. I'm just saying that if you're going to rip on others for grammar on the damn internet, don't make your own comment an atrocity. And I've been using this profile photo for years.

I would have eventually had to stop myself from punching him in the face.

Same here, I have the tendency to throw first, and ask questions later.

I usually ask questions, then get punched for asking them..

Seems to me this guy's just looking for a fight, no matter what you say.

I ******* hate guys that think women are a possession. "Hey why are you looking at my girl?!" is one of the most retarded statements a guy can make. I'm sorry that you're so insecure that you think your girlfriend will run off with the 1st guy who makes eye contact. Guys like that just need to give their stuff to charity and run into a freeway blindfolded.

PulseShock 9

A lot of guys are insecure, especially if their girlfriend is more attractive then they are, girls do the same. Regardless he shouldn't have assumed he was staring at "his girl". There was no need for a confrontation, the guy obviously is just a dick.

If a guy was blatantly eyeballing my woman to a point that it made HER uncomfortable I would say something. But not for a glance or two, the guy was just itching to fight, and the funny thing is guys like that need a good butt whopping to make them humble.

5, you do realize it's not only guys who do that right? Way to be sexist. Oh, and before you say that it is mostly guys who do that, you don't have any proof.

Hey, 52, good job putting words in 5's comment for him. Way to be a douche!

Some people are just ****** in the head. You shouldn't even engage with them.

BreynHope 11

Mick jagger turd haha nice. I hate when guys think their woman is god's gift to women, especially when there ******* ugly.

flashback.miss 28

Quick thinking! Some people just want to start things just to feel better about their selves.

I'm going to take an eduqated guess and say that this guy wasn't a science fair winning kinda guy...

I'm just going to take an education guess and say you weren't the spelling bee winning type of guy.

The irony in these two comments is almost tangible. If I could just figure out some way to extract it, I could sell it to hipsters and get rich!

The hipsters would arrive in droves for a daily dose of irony!

avapaige1234 19

Lol you can make an educated guess and can't even spell 'educated'? How educated are you?

RedPillSucks 31

irony supplements for sale.

r1nstang 3