The creepy guy next door

By Anonymous - 05/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park

Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML
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lisslyi 19

Guess he got kicked out by his cat.

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zingline89 18

Good call, nobody likes being the rebound relationship.

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lisslyi 19

Guess he got kicked out by his cat.

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jessi_sunshine 26

I guess he's sleeping in the doghouse tonight... oh, wait.

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igese 11

I think we know who'll be spending the night on the couch....

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ocramavaf 15

OP should not be afraid of him, OP should be afraid of the cat

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misspulkadot24 17

The cat must have been great at arguing to kick the one who pays the bills out of his own house. I don't even know humans that can do that!

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ocramavaf 15

#47 it's more often than not called a divorce except there is no legal paperwork to fall back to when kicked out by a cat.

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Metallica36176 16

OP could think he's yelling at his cat when in all reality he could be in a fight with his wife whose name happens to be Snowball.

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lisslyi 19

Who's probably mute, since it was a "rather one-sided argument".

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Zebediabolical 39

He could be in a fight because he wants his mute wife to snowball him!

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groovycrazyjoe 18

because he's a pussy. no cat running me.

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nikolkaw 9

You should have recommended therapy...

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joawmeens 7

Yep, a guy that starts, and apparently LOSES, an argument with a cat would be really receptive to your suggestion of therapy. He DEFINITELY wouldn't try to stab you AT ALL.

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Allornone 35

He might be open to couple's therapy. Clearly he and his, um, partner are having some difficulties

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zingline89 18

Good call, nobody likes being the rebound relationship.

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crymore007 11

Sounds like OP's neighbor is pussy whipped

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Welshite 39

This is what will happen when cats ultimately take over the world. IT'S BEGUN...

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KingCeltic77 18

Only the Dogs can stop them. They really should make a movie about that.

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rawr_ily96 24

Cats & Dogs, Cats & Dogs 2. Already done! Woohoo!

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ocramavaf 15

the tagline should be: "pets should not be afraid of theirs owners, it's owners who should be afraid of their pets..." it should be read out by Morgan Freeman or Michael canine to give it credibility, it's as good as we're gonna get with some of the movies Hollywood has been shelling out lately.

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Axipiter 24

Odd... I thought it was a horrible attempt at trying to imitate Sean Connery...

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Treyzania 16

(Shhhhh...! It's not polite to ask!)

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KingCeltic77 18

Sounds like he's PUSSY whipped.

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joawmeens 7

"Sounds like he's PUSSY whipped" :puts on sunglasses, CSI Miami style: YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!! FTFY

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crymore007 11

Oh that's why nobody liked my reply to #3 ._.

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Joshwarrior 39

Get rid of the cat and your problem is solved (: how you do it is up to you

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Pro_Nothing 9

OP should run over the cat, twice, while the owner's kids watched.

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MikeyScene420 17

I killed a cat once because i thought it ate my weed

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rg350dx 29

It's people like you, 21 that make other people hate weed smokers.

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ileenefudge 29

Not OPs cat. The cat belongs to the crazy guy next door.

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Joshwarrior 39

Didnt say they had to kill it lol or he can always call the cops about domestic disturbances next door

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Pro_Nothing 9

He got kicked out by the pussy of the house, but not in the way you might think.

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