Embarrassing, Cute and Miscellaneous: Let the man be happy!

Let the man be happy!

By Anonymous - 16/02/2014 19:21 - United States - Glasgow

Today, I walked in on my dad singing along to a song on Sesame Street. He tried to divert attention from what I'd just witnessed by angrily grilling me over "just barging in" and not respecting people's privacy. Apparently he forgot that we were in the living room. FML

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By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

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Respect should be earned

By sarah - 06/06/2020 20:00

Today, while out in public, my stepmom turned and screamed at me for a good while for “walking through a door before an elder.” People stared. FML

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By Username - 14/07/2011 20:09 - United States

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

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Stoners of the world unite!

By Andy - 04/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to my 60-something year-old father, stoned off his ass, buck naked in our living room, doing a spirited rendition of "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" with an Australian accent and a tambourine. The windows were open. The poor neighborhood children will most likely need therapy. FML

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By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2012 19:54 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

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Earbleach

By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 16:13 - United States

Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey, except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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junkman6 22

Monday 17 February 2014 1:52

Father's Day gift, Sesame Streets sing along greatest hits!

greekk 21

Monday 17 February 2014 1:46

he got defensive! Don't be to mad at him!

Comments

greekk 21

Monday 17 February 2014 1:46

he got defensive! Don't be to mad at him!

svalaedgren 18

Monday 17 February 2014 1:59

Yes, he was probably just embarrassed

IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24

Monday 17 February 2014 2:30

So he had to start yelling? People constantly open doors and forget to knock, no need to get so defensive.

ActionFearo 39

Monday 17 February 2014 20:50

He's embarrassed his secret's out

flashback.miss 28

Monday 17 February 2014 1:47

cute. suggest performing a sesame concert. or maybe try recording him XD

IconicFML 9

Monday 17 February 2014 2:43

Instant YouTube hit

worldclassrager 39

Friday 7 March 2014 1:42

Maybe bigger than Gangnam style

MomentoMori 23

Monday 17 February 2014 1:48

Your dad is just having a good time. You should have joined in on the fun!

juststephhere 23

Monday 17 February 2014 3:25

Join in and make it a full out musical!

larrena2377 26

Monday 17 February 2014 1:51

Now you have blackmail if he ever catches you doing something similar

Never_Land 10

Monday 17 February 2014 1:51

He just was embarrassed, either let it go or, you could try getting back at him, make a few jabs at his singing maybe >:)

junkman6 22

Monday 17 February 2014 1:52

Father's Day gift, Sesame Streets sing along greatest hits!

SaucyGirl106 18

Monday 17 February 2014 1:56

at least he wasn't mouthing the lines to Twillight.

MomentoMori 23

Monday 17 February 2014 21:32

Mouthing along to JUSTIN BEIBER is better than Twilight. And he's god awful.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 17 February 2014 1:56

What's next the wiggles?

sunnyray812 42

Monday 17 February 2014 1:57

How dare you barge in the main part of the house!

keirissleepy 10

Monday 17 February 2014 1:57

Did he at least tell you the number of the day?

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Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML

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Today, I had to babysit my 7-year-old niece while my brother bought Christmas presents. After he left, she walked up to me and said in a very dark voice, "I'm gonna make you hate children!" Now my apartment looks like a bomb site. FML

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Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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Today, as a student reporter for our college newspaper, I interviewed the president of my university. I was surprised to get an interview with him, and because of my nerves, as soon as I walked into his office I tripped over my own feet and fell face first into the ground. FML

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Today, I got a phone call. I thought it was just one of these toll free numbers that were always calling so when I answered the phone, I said, “City morgue: you stab 'em, we slab 'em! How may I help you?” It was my college calling to discuss my grades. FML

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Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML

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Today, I was talking to a colleague about love. He told me he's given up on love because things ended badly with a previous girl. I said, "Maybe it wasn't meant to be, and she wasn't the one." He then said the reason it didn't work out was because she killed herself. FML

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