By NotInTheRightPlace - 17/03/2014 18:18 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read "Today, you are exactly where you should be." FML
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letsgooo_fml 23

Depending on what you're in court for, the chocolate wrapper may be right.

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shaww 28

OP stole a balloon on free balloon day

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letsgooo_fml 23

Depending on what you're in court for, the chocolate wrapper may be right.

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shaww 28

OP stole a balloon on free balloon day

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extrasnipes 22

How dare she! That's worst than stealing a cookie from the cookie jar!

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SgtAssCheeks 21

Chocolate and stealing balloons? Does OP live in Bikini Bottom?!

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SgtAssCheeks 21

I'm surprised no one have recollections of spongebob episodes when Spongebob feels Bad about stealing a free baloon and when him and Patrick sells chocolate at people's doors.

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Ruler3000 17

#33 - That's the point. The jokes are obvious.

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wcc7777777 5

#33- sorry for having to point this out, but that was the purpose of the joke...

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justagirl1998 10

Do you really have to kill the joke? Wow you must be fun at parties..

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strawberrywine22 30

Maybe it's true! What'd ya do?

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\ 28

Best case scenario: OP is a lawyer :)

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746278Ab 14

Chocolate never lies!

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J215B 33

Nope it's the scale that's the liar.

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jsni2132 18

join the dark side, same wrappers but it's at least somewhat heart healthy.

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martin8337 35

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

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Nilorak 24

No where does it say OP did a crime.

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LiterOfCola 16

...Nilorak is correct. Appearing in court doesn't mean you've committed a crime.

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paigexox0 37

No OP just went to court cause it sounded like it'd be a fun time

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OhWhoCares 42

Jury duty maybe?... Or better yet, OP is a justice. :)

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hystericsky 11

I have to appear in a court room to legally change my name. is changing my name a crime?

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Cauldroup 13

Depends on what you change it to...

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Dumbledora 9

Chocolate that can predict the future? Nice! I guess fortune cookies are out, then.

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ariiewilliams 17

Chocolate knows all.

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sunnyray812 42

Maybe it's a sign that you are doing the right thing. Think positive, OP. It could mean some good luck. :)

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olpally 32

What was the offense you committed? Also, chocolate is delicious :)

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