Way to throw in some mindless comment just so you can be first.

Then have to get rid of her. Defeated!

If that was true, double F my life! Luckily he isn't, I made sure of that -OP

... well at least he would still get pussy I guess...

Why isn't your bubble blue?

#51: Could be trolling. Could be a separate account. Lot of explanations xD

it says she has 1 comment and a follow up badge. its real.

any reason to suggest that your crush has a fetish for cats?

Alan, can you help?

I think when you post FML's, you have the option of posting them as anonymous/ choosing an alias? It explains how the usernames of some FML's work as a pun to the FML content. Maybe this is the reason?..

its just like the saying " I wish I could be a fly on that wall"... its not that odd..I've thought of similar things.

Weird enough to like this fantasy … until she meets her crush’s Doberman.

To be fair, I and other people I know fantasize about being cats and other animals. While we don't do it to imagine getting close to people, imagining what you'd do if you're a cat, or a wolf or a bird, isn't really that odd

Well now I feel like I have no imagination, because I've never thought about what it would be like to be an animal.

It's kinda fun, 24. No different than imagining having superpowers and whatnot. I imagine both among other things all the time.

If were an animal I'd want to be a lion but only a wild one.

To me it sounds like the plot of a manga I read once

No more like 10 at least

#45 Is this an RPG now?

I think OP would be more turned on, if he was to touch her.

You must live a boring life, if you seek help everytime you have an elaborate fantasy. I'm sure OP is going to be okay.

Meth is one helluva' drug though

I was about to say, I've had the same cat fantasy before...

You should read Watership Down. Those rabbits had the good life haha!