By lawl - 07/05/2011 13:25 - Canada

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Today, my date asked if I could drive his friend home before we went out for breakfast. His friend had blonde hair, big boobs and wore a skimpy black dress. He wasn't 100% sure of her name. I guess I drove home my date's one night stand. FML
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jennifer93 0

you shouldve just dropped her off on her corner

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xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

and tomorrow night a random girl will be driving you home too! yay!

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jennifer93 0

you shouldve just dropped her off on her corner

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blaherman 12

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littlemissFYL 5

^ where she belongs.

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BahahahLOL 0

Ah, the benefits of having a homeless/hooker as a "friend"

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tjv3 10

you should have said no

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lilmissfail 0

how do you know it's just a corner? maybe she has a whole street

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TempestRain 0

I would have told her to walk her skanky butt to the next corner. Screw driving her anywhere!

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isaacrll 0

So I'm guessing your a red head with small boobs and where big dresses………-_- sucks for you O.o

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jennifer93 0

#81-I see what you did there but you definitely should have said brunette instead of redhead cause my picture clearly shows I don't have red hair :p

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Jaimegirl 7

#81- she doesn't even have red hair...haha

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6chavez9 1

it's probably where he picked her up

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a_nutritionist 10

ugh you judgemental idiots. you think the girl knew this guy had a date the next day? how does she deserve anything for sleeping with some guy who was two timing this girl? i hope you never have any form of casual relationship, if you do, you better march your own asses to a street corner because, by your own admission, youre ******.

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chloe2114 4

I think #81 meant to tell tht to OP

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Kilroy15 0

WTF 94, most of us are messing around jeez. Take. A. Chillpill

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TempestRain 0

94-Must be a **** too. Over defensive much? Who cares if she knew or not. She can call her own ride home.

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w0rsh1psk8r 0

you're so stupid

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CommonSenseKarma 17

87 - you have my chew toy(s).

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blushy 14

love how everyone blames the girl when she had nothing to do with it. the guy is a jerk

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xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

and tomorrow night a random girl will be driving you home too! yay!

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sparkles0103 4

ha exactly...op you should of left when he asked you to do that.

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CaptainPickles72 18

Thanks for driving my girlfriend home OP, and tell your date thanks for being a loyal customer! ;)

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phatdaddy62 23

hey 15. maybe he's saying he's a Pimp!

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CaptainPickles72 18

I agree with everyone here! Yes, I win! Yes, my girlfriend's a *****.....actually all my girls are ******. Yes, I'm a pimp. But 15.....my good sir I do not suck, the girls do though.(;

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staceysgenesis16 0

you should have kicked her ass out of your car. or should have just said no and kicked him out as well.

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Just_ol_Kole 0

OP: Did you sleep with her last night? Boyfriend: I can't remember anything OP: gtfo my car. That's how it should've gone down

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sailorzoe 14

HAHAHAHA This bitches profile cracked me up. Why are so many people compulsive liars?

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a_nutritionist 10

kicked her ass out for what exactly? engaging in an activity that in no way affects anyone but herself? or because she had sex and youre jealous?

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dreamering 16

it's a date and not your husband of 10 years.

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ubetrwatchBN 5

And it's a breakfast date. I guess driving his one night stand home further reiterates OP's position in the friend zone. Next week, she'll be running errands for him. Fyl OP

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cc88 3

Even if its only a date the guy is definitely a jerk

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BahahahLOL 0

Why the thumbs down? I thunk its a great idea.

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phatdaddy62 23

7, you're 16 talking about threesomes. Ever been DP'ed? I didn't think so. Shuddup!

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manbizzle 1

DP'd? it's 2 girls and 1 guy in the FML.

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HeavyMetalViking 0

one of the girls own a strap on, bets on which one!

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ambowew 7

Bet you were still thinking of claiming sloppy seconds.

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Cryptid_V 2

If she did the guy it would still be 'seconds'.

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CitrusGirl 0

Proper response: "I may not look like much compared to her, but at least I don't cost money."

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a_nutritionist 10

...yeah cos its the girl who needs to be put in her place here. what a bitch, trying to sleep with some guy without asking every girl on the planet if shes interested in him.

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chrisauh 4

Haha she doesn't cost money? what about all the presents, dinners, and stuff like that? Women cost alot, bro. I got experience in this, lol.

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thewife5 19

sooooo.. he's not your boyfriend, so feel free not to date him;) You could of said no if it bothered you.

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