By Anonymous - 08/05/2017 21:00 - Italy
Exaspera
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Binkie
You agreed with your own post. Nice.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
Godlike spy - 007 level
You're following 200 people
Master spy - Maxwell Smart level
You're following 100 people
Amateur spy - Johnny English level
You're following 50 people
Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
Chicken Thief Badge
You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
VALIDATOR
You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
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By Cali - 10/03/2017 16:59
Yay, I finally got an FML published! No idea how it ended up under anonymous, but so glad anyway. I have the "pleasure" of working at Wal-Mart. I was using the restroom on my break, when suddenly, a random child appears. No idea how old she was, or why her mother couldn't be bothered to follow her, she was way too young to be alone. I started to ask her not to crawl under the door but she was in and out.