By Anonymous - 11/03/2017 03:52 - United States

Today, while using the restroom, a little girl crawled under my stall door. She stared at me, then yelled, "Someone's in here!" FML
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MidnightMusic53 37

Yay, I finally got an FML published! No idea how it ended up under anonymous, but so glad anyway. I have the "pleasure" of working at Wal-Mart. I was using the restroom on my break, when suddenly, a random child appears. No idea how old she was, or why her mother couldn't be bothered to follow her, she was way too young to be alone. I started to ask her not to crawl under the door but she was in and out.

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Top comments

Tripartita 44

Holy shit, it's like a realization of my deepest public-restroom-related fears.

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alternative-facts 6

Who lets their children crawl around public restrooms? Yuck! I feel for you, OP. That must have really disconcerting. At least it wasn't a little boy...

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Tomato_Cheese 22

What was she some kind of drone to tell you whether someone's in there or not?

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amarie2009 22

Wow nothing goes past her, honor student in the making LOL!!!

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thatslifeiguess7 16

how old was she and where was her mom

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Tripartita 44

Holy shit, it's like a realization of my deepest public-restroom-related fears.

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species4872 19

This sounds familiar.

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LyricaSilvan 29

Possibly because little kids do this sort of thing all the time, and more than one person has posted an FML about such an experience?

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alternative-facts 6

Who lets their children crawl around public restrooms? Yuck! I feel for you, OP. That must have really disconcerting. At least it wasn't a little boy...

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pjsr 32

You should've have yelled back, "There's actually two somebodys in here now!"

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MidnightMusic53 37

Yay, I finally got an FML published! No idea how it ended up under anonymous, but so glad anyway. I have the "pleasure" of working at Wal-Mart. I was using the restroom on my break, when suddenly, a random child appears. No idea how old she was, or why her mother couldn't be bothered to follow her, she was way too young to be alone. I started to ask her not to crawl under the door but she was in and out.

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PennyLane27 32

Working at Walmart should supply you with plenty of publishable fmls!

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Argotdroom 21

next time pee on her

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