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Hi my name is Jen. I'm a student and I'm 22. As far as I'm concerned, I'm here to share my fml's with others. I love yoga and and gym is the place to be. Peace xx
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Hey guys OP here. Well I love my grandma but she always decides to come in during the early hours of the morning. She's always been like this. This one time when I was younger she took me on a wild hunt for her boyfriend. We pulled up outside an old motel and there he was. In a car. With a Hooker. My grandma jumped out the car and took off. She pulled them both out the car and started beating him. Have you ever seen a Hooker take off so fast in heels?!