By dareyale - 26/07/2013 06:10 - United States - Bessemer
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Hey guys OP here. Well I love my grandma but she always decides to come in during the early hours of the morning. She's always been like this. This one time when I was younger she took me on a wild hunt for her boyfriend. We pulled up outside an old motel and there he was. In a car. With a Hooker. My grandma jumped out the car and took off. She pulled them both out the car and started beating him. Have you ever seen a Hooker take off so fast in heels?!
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I see the pressure to be first got to you.
33- you too are now a badass. Get yourself a pool cue.
You're so right 33. I'm so jealous I'm not first :'( hopefully my day will come!
Weren't you first a couple of FMLs up? Didn't you get your ass handed to you? Oh the irony...
No, what's funny is some guy broke into a house in my neighbourhood. There was an old 70-80 year old women. She saw him, picked up her cane and beat the man. He ran out, afraid and eventually got arrested.
I have a feeling if you watch a replay video Gma would already be drunk walk up to the pool table grab a stick and try "beating up" a guy, but in reality is just barely touching him with it. She then throws the pool stick down yelling in a language no one understands "Yeh!! Don mesh weth meh!" Hobbling out the bar as she goes home to tell of her tales.
was that really necessary?
I would advise that you don't piss her off...
Granny's still got some fight left in her
Word. I need to take a cue from her.
Grandma will be grandma! Although I am curious what exactly led her to beating someone with a pool stick.
She lost bingo.
Oh, a wide variety of things could. Some ol' ruffian tried to swindle her or perhaps the barkeep was caught overcharging little granny. Maybe she just felt the fight in her blood and thought "these young whippersnappers need to learn how to dance!" Any scenario, though, would lead to the same conclusion: don't **** with Gran.
Well. She is certainly badass
her age instantly multiplies the badd assery factor
Well, that is quite bad-ass.
Way to go grandma!!
i think she has lost at pool ;)
who the heck cares when she's won at being a motherf*cking baaaaadasssss
She beat him Because she lost, duh.
I'd be scared shitless to tell that Grandma I'm not hungry.
She IS a badass.
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Oh, Grandma ;)
I would advise that you don't piss her off...