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By SadlySally - 01/06/2016 17:54 - United States - Memphis

Today, I think I met the one. I had the best date ever. We played mini golf and talked about all the things we had in common. After sharing a kiss, I said goodbye, with the promise to meet up again. Too bad he forgot to mention he was moving to Texas the next day. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 11:28 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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What the hell is even that?!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Lake Forest

Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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By bootycall:( - 15/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 00:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

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chuka81 27

Thursday 2 June 2016 9:37

Everything went South after that kiss.

lexiieeex3 32

Thursday 2 June 2016 9:25

Not sure why he would agree to a date when he knows he's moving out of state... Are you sure it was a date? Because that's an insanely shitty thing to do.

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MichaelDeSanta 20

Thursday 2 June 2016 9:22

Time to move! Oh wait that would make you a stalker... Never mind don't do that.

lexiieeex3 32

Thursday 2 June 2016 9:25

Not sure why he would agree to a date when he knows he's moving out of state... Are you sure it was a date? Because that's an insanely shitty thing to do.

negb 30

Thursday 2 June 2016 15:35

That's what I thought but if they kissed...pretty sure it was a date.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 3 June 2016 11:29

To me it looks like he was hoping to get laid before leaving. At least he didn't.

brenton490 19

Thursday 2 June 2016 9:28

So I guess that means no second date.

chuka81 27

Thursday 2 June 2016 9:37

Everything went South after that kiss.

ManUtdFan743 21

Thursday 2 June 2016 12:40

**** you that was CLEVER. I should've come up with that! *pout*

hekinokuroihi 20

Thursday 2 June 2016 9:56

Well, apparently you're in contact with him still. Have a long distance relationship and try to make it work if he's the one.

miamackster 16

Thursday 2 June 2016 11:10

Moving isn't something you had in common?

hoosiergirl94 31

Thursday 2 June 2016 12:03

Well time to start packing!

SteveDudleyUK 10

Thursday 2 June 2016 12:04

Maybe felt so good a date because he knew he wouldn't be seeing you again. No pressure to impress you, nothing to lose. Though if you think about it the person your looking for isn't type of man who would go on a date day before moving. Would you really want someone so selfish n careless of a females feelings. He is a (self censored) of a man. Your lucky you didn't see more of him and fall in love with such a person.