Parental advice
By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You are now a certified FML member
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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