By Cake Dreams - 08/10/2018 22:15

Today, I had a dream wherein a deep, sensual voice was talking sexy to me. "Yeah girl, you want this. Mmm." It wasn't the man of my dreams trying to seduce me. It was a piece of chocolate cake. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

I'd rather have a piece of cake instead of a man any day. Cakes don't send unsolicited dick pics, or cheat on you.

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Leeono 26

You know what they say... You don’t have to fake it when you cake it.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

I'd rather have a piece of cake instead of a man any day. Cakes don't send unsolicited dick pics, or cheat on you.

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RichardPencil 30

What? Cakes often send pics of disgusting places they’ve spread their “frosting.” Also, cakes are total ***** — they let anybody eat them. No, cakes are no good for monogamy — you can’t have your cake and eat it, too.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Hey, if you share your cake, that's on you. Me, I like to keep my diabetes to myself. And not every cake has frosting. Some are just really moist.

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PhoenixChick 26

If you tell us you had cake after that, it will be the most satisfying erotic story I've ever read.

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pugs 12

I see nothing wrong with this post.

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RichardPencil 30

That is so wrong! You need some serious help. Clearly, chocolate cake speaks in a breathy, feminine whisper with a slight French accent. You need your hearing checked or something.

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distortedcognition 17

Are you on a diet? If so it might be time for a cheat day

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Jason Cropper_835786005 6

OP...I believe you and I may just be soul mates. 😂

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