By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 416
You deserved it 4 159
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

llamafish 25

He must have learned from online ****.

411 7
Hon3y_schnucums 1

The next time your ontop and he's close go "If you'd like to see more buy a subscription for only 59.99 for two months" ahah

236 3

Comments

godisnowhere41 5

High maintenance?

197 3
doctorhook86 24

Just switch to one of your other boyfriends while this one is loading.

69 2
nado13579 12

You can tell someone's been watching too much online **** when...

60 2
thiscrazything 1

That darn buffering, always ruining a good thing, by happening at the worst possible time.

15 1
Dr0reos 8

That what you get for having Dial up OP

3 9
22cute 17

The BF is high maintenance for sure!

1 4
nofearjenshere 12

This comment thread made my day. (:

4 5
oOxMERROxOo 0

YDI you need to get better boyfriendnet

32 100
Branflakes78 13

what's a boyfriend net?? never heard that before! and shut up i thought this was pretty funny

7 31
_ebbonyy 11

2- you need to get better typingskillsnet

16 35
n3rdzgotskillz 29

'boyfriendnet' is clearly a a bad pun of 'internet.' it's nothing to do with their typing, unless i'm missing something...

67 4
_ebbonyy 11

I'm missing a brain apparently because his pun went right over my head! I apologise :-)

55 9
therealslim 15

Don't worry 35, it was just a totally shit pun

19 4
llamafish 25

He must have learned from online ****.

411 7
CaliGali 9

That's really funny

6 24
TarieBoo 2

58-thats why people thumbed the comment up...

27 6
Heinousness 0

This FML made me laugh. But sorry to hear. On the bright side, .... Wait, there is no bright side. Sorry!

8 5
uJelly24 1

'online ****'... Is there any other kind of ****?Unless... No I took that thought too far.

2 26
bitchwhore 20

Back in the days before the Internet, there were ancient means of viewing sexually explicit content, coined "pornography magazines", or "porno mags" for short.

16 2
ohSNAPyall 26

Your mom threw away your best porno mag. Busted!

3 6
WhyAmUHere 19

What do you think people did before the Internet? Squeeze their asscheeks together to make them look like boobs? C&H reference aside, they have **** magazines.

1 1
jemmers 13

You need to get him out of the house. He's watching way to much Netflix or Hulu. Or tell him the connection has slowed and he needs to go fix it and go faster.

89 7
phantumgrey 6

Whoa whoa whoa she doesn't want him "going to fast"

5 11
XxDevilxXGt 26

No it's ok he was just buffering it happens to the best of ..(loading, please wait)... us. Phew. And no one uses Hulu. ^^

19 5
FlotatiousTurd 1

I use Hulu they get stuff faster then Netflix

5 3
KiddNYC1O 20

Am I the only one who noticed these two used to instead of too?

4 3
Bonkerss 4

you sir/ma'am... are awesome for your comment! lol

0 2
Lukeloveshugs 8

Men have this problem when watching **** all the time. You just have to stay focused and in extreme circumstances you may need to refresh.

105 1
RealReasons 0

I see what you did there...

2 16
Yaen 18

You have an awesome boyfriend... kind of.

63 9
shannonjnae2706 0

HA!! I literally laughed myself to tears after reading this one. FML, indeed.

47 23
shannonjnae2706 0

That should say FYL. I was distracted. :)

14 7
hahayourmom101 5

No, your right. FYL for laughing yourself to tears over this. That, is just sad. I laughed, yes, but to tears? A little much, eh?

19 3
therealslim 15

15- it was because you had tears in your eyes, you couldn't see the keyboard

3 3
shannonjnae2706 0

71- if you knew half the shit that randomly comes up in conversations between my boyfriend & myself (strangely relating to this very FML topic), you'd laugh at this FML post until you cried, too. :)

2 3
hahayourmom101 5

Ahhh I see. :)

3 2
shannonjnae2706 0

thanks for understanding. I LOVE the spongebob pic. :P

1 2
ohSNAPyall 26

Funny. What are you going to do the next time he's close?

40 3
perdix 29

You need to upgrade from your dial-up boyfriend to a man with more bandwidth, (and maybe even more band length ;))

175 6
Z03y 7

And don't forget to upgrade the hardware while you're at it ;)

9 1
KriiFahMoro 9

And watch out for viruses

4 0
Hon3y_schnucums 1

The next time your ontop and he's close go "If you'd like to see more buy a subscription for only 59.99 for two months" ahah

236 3
russfml 31

That is wicked funny lmfao "slow hand clap"

11 2
skoob1 12

And then give him a china burn XD

1 2