suckmyvacuum

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  • Hoecity, Slutland
  • 34 years-old
  • Friday 02 March 1990
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About Suckmyvacuum

I'm a total slut, I will bang on the first date Hell, I'll give head to any guy who slaps my ass while I work that pole I sometimes do heroin, but that's only to mellow me out after a long night of orgy ;) I wish I was like Lady Gaga so I could have both organs, and please any sexuality.. Call me!

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By mimi - 27/09/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML
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You deserved it 35 753