By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
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fanceh 10

I would have totally screamed "pedophile" and ran away.

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

That's hilarious!! At least your dad has a sense of humor. My family is full of pranksters too,always good for a laugh or 10 :D

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

I agree. You have a dad with a killer sense of humor. Be grateful! Kids at school will joke around (I would about it, too, if you were my friend) but anyone who really believes it is a moron and their opinion/ridicule is invalid. Neither an FYL or a YDI.

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fr33m3xican 0

I think your lucky xD that your not a guy walking home with chicks an your mom pulls over an says that -.- I'm sooo getting thumbs down for this lol thumbs up everyone

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Keyman1212 14

Pretty sure that even if people at school talk about this event, they'll just be talking about how your dad kicks ass and takes ******* names.

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EvilPotato 14

It took you that long to figure that out OP?

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ArentICute 0

I didnt really get this FML, can someone please explain it to me?

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dre_bro11 12

90, I don't think that it's possible to simplify it any more.

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sheisdagirl 0

her dad was lik makin a joke bout havin sex with her so she took the money but then didn't realize what her dad had did until she got into the car

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Keyman1212 14

96- you ACTUALLY, some how, just made the FML more confusing.

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dre_bro11 12

96, no. Put it this way. OP's dad made it look like OP was a prostitute in front of her male friends.

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Shleebs 12

OP is a chick. Her dad pulled up to her as she was walking with friends. He handed her money and said "Get in, baby." It's implied that OP's friends don't know her dad and they will assume she prostitutes herself.

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Mordakai420 6

The notorious trolldad strikes again!

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AnimeRules1125 24

90 The quote "Get in baby" and giving her some money was referring to her being a prostitute.

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oxemilyxo 5

Do you get to keep the money?

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silvereye12 7

Haha YDI for not thinking it though.

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crinx034 0

That, my friend, is probably the most cute kitty pic I've seen in forever! Thumbs up for your kitty pic!! *applauds you*

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meliesFML 0

that's kinda gross . you should of replied "VERY FUNNY DADDDDD" to play it off

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djack0113 0

No, she definatly should have asked for more

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Freeze_fml 16

Doesn't really work with the alternate definition of daddy.

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Randuhh_17 4

Nooooo, everyone has a sperm donor. It takes alot more to being a dad, than just donating your stuff.

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flockz 19

my pet rock doesn't....

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DKjazz 20

Off topic, did you know sperm banks no longer accept ginger applicants? Apparently the demand is too low. No joke, I'm serious.

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every1luvsboners 11

He probably didn't even know that it was you until you jumped into the car. You screwed up his night of picking up cheap ******, smoking crack, partaking in anal excursions and a meat marinating party in a sleazy hotel. Damn you. Well played, dad.

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