Doofus
By Burned - 11/06/2024 16:00 - United States
If a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie fought Chuck Norris... He'd kick their asses.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You are now a certified FML member
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
Like Mike Tyson, you have the strength of a tiger.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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