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By Anonymous - 07/05/2023 06:00

Today, as I went to put a portion of a rotisserie chicken in the microwave, the rest of the chicken slid off the counter. I instinctively tried to catch it with my foot, which resulted in me punting it into the kitchen ceiling fan. FML
I agree, your life sucks 707
You deserved it 261

Same thing different taste

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Kickin' Chicken? If that's not already the name of a chicken joint, you ought build one! I'd be a... ...wait on it... ...fan.

A falling knife has no handle. That stinks because you now have a much larger mess to clean than if you juat let it fall.

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A falling knife has no handle. That stinks because you now have a much larger mess to clean than if you juat let it fall.

Kickin' Chicken? If that's not already the name of a chicken joint, you ought build one! I'd be a... ...wait on it... ...fan.

So that's how chicken nuggets get made..

This is truly impressive, and you should be proud. I this with minimal irony, because punting a rotisserie chicken sounds like something out of the Farside!

Dude, if you wanted shredded chicken, there are easier, more effective methods to accomplish that. OMG I am dying, that is hysterical!