evilplatypus

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  • NECTA Hartford, USA
  • 37 years-old
  • Thursday 05 March 1987
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About Evilplatypus

Anyone else find it a tad creepy that random people come in to look at this? Do they expect me to have answered the meaning of life in here? On a side note: I firmly believe the tilde ~, the most useless punctuation known to the English language, should be the official punctuation of sarcasm. Reasons people vote YDI on posts that can't possibly be YDI: They accidentally hit the wrong button They're going for a badge They're pissed a story of theirs hasn't been posted and are getting "revenge" They think OP is overreacting They think the OP is whining about "first world problems" They like to even the odds on the voting They're playing devil's advocate for a side of the story we're not seeing Etc...

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

My diary is a collector's item

There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

The rules are the rules

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I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Verified

You are now a certified FML member

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Mobility

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Friendless, or not going out tonight?

You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

It's in the can!

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Beginner

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Consolation prize

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Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Perfectionist

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I moderated this!

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Socialite

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Up and coming moderator

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I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Gandhi

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Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

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Tweet, tweet

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Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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I liked to the power of 20

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50 favorites

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One more and it's business time

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