Food and Home improvement: Today, I learned how to make my fridge colder. I felt that what...

By nobar - 04/06/2019 06:00

Today, I learned how to make my fridge colder. I felt that what it was set on felt a little warmer than normal, so I turned it down. Now everything in my fridge is frozen. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 25/10/2008 16:55

Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

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By FrozenD - 12/12/2009 16:55 - Canada

Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML

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Cool phone

By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 03:30

Today, I put my phone in the fridge to cool it down. Now it's cold, but it won't turn on. FML

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Bit nippy out

By Anonymous - 24/01/2022 07:59 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, my mom wants to save money on both heating and electricity. Put into practice, this means that the temperature in my room is about the same as that in our fridge. FML

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By Lapis - 20/12/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML

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By Jograd - 25/09/2012 17:13 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my roommate decided to turn off all appliances in the house to "save" electricity. This included the refrigerator. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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By Melting in Texas - 09/08/2016 18:56

Today, I discovered that my freezer had died when I saw the contents oozing out the bottom. The now-full trash can won't be picked up for another 6 days, and the high temperatures are supposed to be in the 100s all week. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 17:42

Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2023 20:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was so tired from staying up late binge-watching my favorite show that I accidentally put my phone in the refrigerator instead of the milk. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 4 June 2019 6:09

Congrats! You invented the freezer.

mymegangirl 7

Tuesday 4 June 2019 6:09

so turn it back up.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 4 June 2019 6:09

Congrats! You invented the freezer.

mymegangirl 7

Tuesday 4 June 2019 6:09

so turn it back up.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 4 June 2019 6:18

You mean back down?

mr_dinzaster 16

Tuesday 4 June 2019 6:16

Well if it’s hot out at least you have ice cold... food to cool you off lol

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 4 June 2019 11:50

Ice Ice Baby.

TheQuerv 4

Tuesday 4 June 2019 13:24

That’s something we all have experienced 🙄

randybryant799 20

Monday 4 October 2021 18:46

Turn it back up.

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Same thing different taste

Cool phone

Bit nippy out

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