By mel - 18/01/2013 23:18 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
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wannabesinger 16

I think that's the first time I've ever heard of anyone being called a **** for NOT wearing a dress. And here I thought my family was weird.

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SApprentice 34

Your family has some serious issues then, your father especially. From this one example, he seems very abusive, at least verbally, and I feel bad for you for having to be raised around a man like that. You should try to cut them out of your life, to protect yourself. Don't exhaust your emotional resources trying to change your relationship with them, because they're not going to change unless they want to. Maybe you could try to find a way to talk to your mother, though, without involving the others, since she stuck up for you. She's probably pretty miserable herself, being stuck around that all the time, so she might appreciate having some more communication with you, OP. Your life does suck though, and I honestly hope it'll get a little better for you. I hate abusive parental figures.

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Ainarr 29

I wouldn't visit them either. Sorry OP. ):

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imaginaryvoice 18

A **** because you DIDN'T wear a dress? Was your grandma wearing a dress? Nothing higher than an ankle dress I hope..

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TheNastyCat 7

You should become rich an famous, so when they ask for money, you can just spit their words back in their faces.

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Oh. Sorry, I completely missed that :s I'll hide in a hole now

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Jovecove 13

Am I the only one that find this family hilarious

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wannabesinger 16

I think that's the first time I've ever heard of anyone being called a **** for NOT wearing a dress. And here I thought my family was weird.

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HelloSirs 14

Well she does not specify if she was wearing anything else. She could have been in the nude.

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etchsanity1 11

Sounds Amish or Mennonite wearing pants is considered to be distasteful and crude lol poor girl.

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lilhellian 26

Both of those religions are against modern technology.. So if Op was ammish, this wouldn't be on FML..

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Ambience138 11

She's from NZ, we don't really have Amish people over here.

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theninja1800 11

Yeah that's new definitely... But if I was the dad I probably would have made a negative comment about the cop too haha so no hate on the dad from me except that he yelled at his wife

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sens3sfailing 24

I would just loooooove to throw all the little idiots who hate on cops into a room with a bunch of criminals about to beat the shit out of you, with cops standing near by, and see how fast they run to them for protection. They just get all pissy because cops actually contribute to make society work so they may smoke their pot in peace. Shortsighted Neanderthals....

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FMLoverAgain 7

Yeah, usually you wear a dress to grant easy access

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

Yeah 104 is right, I love wearing dresses in my spare time. Who am I kidding, I wear dresses all the time!

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doritowhore 9

Well, there's this thing called sarcasm...

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Quinn32 16

Home is where the heart is so the real home's in your chest! Everyone's a hero in their own way!

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ApologyKick 25

I normally just use wool and wood blocks to make a bed so I can just spawn at home.

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deathshead 19

#41, doctor horrible reference, I love you man XD

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LolPieRofl 11

Thats not right, hope maybe one day your family comes to their senses and stop being so harsh.

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rgriff27 19

At least OP didn't get a chair thrown at her.

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Coop817 19

True There is a bright side to everything I guess..

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manicethemage 9

If this FML was a pancake, it would be a good pancake.

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kriz_allizwell 6

if this FML were a pancake, it would be a blue waffle. A pain in the, um, you know...

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mariah_1_11 22

But would it be a good pancake with blueberries... Or chocolate chips?

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SApprentice 34

Your family has some serious issues then, your father especially. From this one example, he seems very abusive, at least verbally, and I feel bad for you for having to be raised around a man like that. You should try to cut them out of your life, to protect yourself. Don't exhaust your emotional resources trying to change your relationship with them, because they're not going to change unless they want to. Maybe you could try to find a way to talk to your mother, though, without involving the others, since she stuck up for you. She's probably pretty miserable herself, being stuck around that all the time, so she might appreciate having some more communication with you, OP. Your life does suck though, and I honestly hope it'll get a little better for you. I hate abusive parental figures.

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spaboolly 26

Nor should you feel obligated to. They sound like arrogant pricks, to put it nicely. Sharing some gene sequences doesn't make that behavior acceptable.

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oj101 33

Tourette's probably runs in the family.

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Tourette's and that behavior have nothing in common. Stop stereotyping a disorder.

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oj101 33

I was referring to the excessive swearing. And it wasn't literal, or meant to be taken seriously.

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CharresBarkrey 15

Tourette's is not excessive swearing.

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howdeedoo 22

How dare you not wear a dress! And a police officer? What are you thinking?

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jgriff79 23

Your boyfriend should have used his taser on your dad and grandma.

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gc327072 30

Wow the FYL is so strong there's currently ZERO YDI votes. :o

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sweetsammiedee 16

now there is over 200! how the hell does anyone deserve this? =/

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