Hey_Darl

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  • Mount Pearl, NFLD, Canada
  • 33 years-old
  • Saturday 12 January 1991
  • Not specified

About Hey_darl

I play guitar and bass. I sing and my names not actually Darl, and yes I meant to spell it like that, I'm not illiterate... If your wondering my real name, just ask! WAIT! You can't luls! I should slap myself for saying that, but I'll let you do the honors! :) Random Quotes: "Bunnies are really babies, dressed as bunnies!!" "Bruce Wayne Is Batman!" "Ahh gross, you're DVD player blew it's load..!" "Totally Toats McGoats!!" "I've got a twenty dollar bill, that says no one's ever seen you without make-up..."

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Hey_darl's FML badges

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.