By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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iloveeyouuxD 9

Yeah ^^^ Ouch! that's gotta hurt! YDI

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ColonelCusswords 24

you people are assholes, im crying a tear for a man who cut his nut

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Miru_fml 0

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

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chelzy 0

so true. he deserves it if he thought he'd get laid on the first date.

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natsaysheyyy 16

"BIG" date, not "FIRST" date. They could have been on a few dates before, but not exclusive yet.

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badluckross 21

He could also just be shaving his balls.. Some guys like to keep it clean down there regardless if they think they'll be getting any action or not..

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clockworkrainbow 3

YDI, idiot.

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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BobSwarley 4

i bet waxing doesn't seem so bad now, eh?

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omigod 0

oh shit. that must hurt like a mofo. i just hope your dream girl would appreciate what you had to go thru just to be with her

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