Denial
By Lady Bloodshart of the Redwater - 15/07/2016 20:27 - United States - Arlington
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By Lady Bloodshart of the Redwater - 15/07/2016 20:27 - United States - Arlington
By Midion - 11/07/2016 22:52 - United Kingdom - Cambridge
By Anonymous - 09/06/2016 19:39 - Germany - Munich
By FML - 11/07/2016 21:16 - United States - Pine Bush
By nightjay - 11/07/2016 14:32 - United States - Cincinnati
Hi, OP here! It was just a casual morning today, and since my mom usually waits for me to get up (because I'm usually pretty lazy out of bed), they wouldn't leave my bedside. Not wanting to embarrass myself in front of my extremely Catholic mom, I said no when she kept on telling me to get up. Finally, laying on my side (facing away from my mom) she boils over and pulls the covers off, and in my attempt to save my covers from falling on the floor, she sees my boner and immediately assumes I was masturbating. I don't know which was worse: getting grounded, getting the "masturbation is evil" talk, or having my mom see my dick. Triple FML. Thanks for the support! All the penis-puns make me smile :)
Sorry for the typo. I had this funny adventure and I didn't want to open an account to share it. By the way, I do exist in Milton (Cambridshire), and the lake was in Mill Road, Cambridge. I had to f***ing bike 20 minutes back home totally wet. Luckily my impermeable jacket and my rain-proof backpack saved my electronics.... Let's make a laugh together on it! Cheers, El Midion (this name is obviously not real, I don't wanna tell you my real one! XD)