By Midion - 11/07/2016 22:52 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I biked to the lake. And by "to" I mean "into". With my phone in my jacket and my laptop in my backpack. FML
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Midion tells us more.

Midion 6

Sorry for the typo. I had this funny adventure and I didn't want to open an account to share it. By the way, I do exist in Milton (Cambridshire), and the lake was in Mill Road, Cambridge. I had to f***ing bike 20 minutes back home totally wet. Luckily my impermeable jacket and my rain-proof backpack saved my electronics.... Let's make a laugh together on it! Cheers, El Midion (this name is obviously not real, I don't wanna tell you my real one! XD)

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Stop trying to catch Pokémon and pay attention.

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SauceySarah 30

Reminds me of that Office scene where Michael drives into the lake because his GPS told him to.

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ScratchCatPower 32

The joke is that he's named "Clevelend Brown" and one if Cleveland Brown's famous lines is "oh... that's nasty". It just doesn't apply all that well on this FML. :P

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Stop trying to catch Pokémon and pay attention.

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FarFromHome_fml 17

We don't have it in England yet Not without fake accounts

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Midion 6

By the way, just to answer all the comments about that Pokémon thing: I have a Zenphone. This damn game is not for Intel Atom processors. FML

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Why let truth interfere with a comedic opportunity?

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revolvearoundme 15

This seems like a silly thing to do. You probably should have taken your electronics off your person before going in the water. Long gone are the days of pushing someone into a lake and not doing $1,000 worth of damage.

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brownapple 22

I'm certain that OP didn't intentionally bike "into" the lake

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revolvearoundme 15

Oh, I'm glad you explained that to me. I thought OP did it intentionally and just didn't realize that electronics and water didn't mix. There wasn't anything in the post to say it was unintentional. When I was younger we used to ride bikes off ramps into lakes all the times. Course there weren't any laptops or cellphones back then. worst you could damage was a walkman, or your nuts.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

See, I upvoted you because I thought you were being sarcastic.

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stingray112 24

Put ur phone in a bag of rice and DONT TRY TO TURN IT ON Ive made that mistake and that might help ur phone. Idk bout the laptop sorry bro ik the feeling :(

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MetalxSoldier 26

Did you also have your mind on your money and your money on your mind?

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brownapple 22

I thought your profile picture was a fortune cookie with something written on it until I opened it.

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SauceySarah 30

Reminds me of that Office scene where Michael drives into the lake because his GPS told him to.

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NeatNit 32

Yet another reminder that I need to watch The Office...

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AlexanderDavidd 13

This literally happened in canada like a month ago. Some dip from the city i'm from drove into lake huron or something because it was foggy and her GPS told her to..

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moodyreallyrocks 27

All these things could easily be replaced OP, just be glad that you're alright..

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Shaky_Spear 11

What if they were an iPhone 6S Plus 128GB with lots of photos and memories on it and a MacBook Pro with loads of important files on it? Bearing in mind not that many people keep backups, how easy do you think that will be to replace? I LOVE your positivity though, wish I could be that bright all the time. ^_^

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paigexox0 37

Thats not what you wear to go swimming, silly

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