Sorry, but…
By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 04:15 - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 04:15 - United States
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Op here I happen to take regular showers and I have a boyfriend I've been with for 5 years so just because I may be a crazy cat lady does not mean I am single or smelly have a good day sir :)
yeah she apologized after I pulled my license out and proved it to her. then she just had this blank stare on her face. lmao I hear something about my name at least once a day, most the time it's stupid but there have been some good ones on occasion