Kids, Health and Television: Sorry, but…

Sorry, but…

By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML

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You deserved it 2 600

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML

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By ElamentalAngel - 06/05/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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By GreenScar - 11/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML

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By thatsjustgreat - 25/01/2009 00:27 - United States

Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML

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By raidered - 08/03/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

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By Kenton - 15/06/2019 00:14

Today, my older brother called me in the middle of the night to describe to me, in painstaking elaborate detail, the Yamaha commercial he'd just watched. FML

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By AidenFromSweden - 06/07/2009 18:41 - Sweden

Today, I come home to find my nephew holding pieces of my new $3,500 Sony Video Camera. He told me he threw it out the window because it was a portal for aliens. FML

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You deserved it 4 441

By Anonymous - 09/01/2016 04:01 - Argentina - Lanus

Today, I was showing my step-dad old photos of the family. We got to a picture of me and I mentioned how much weight I've lost. He muttered, "Heh, fat AND blind". FML

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By blindedbyOCD - 03/09/2018 01:30

Today, I accidentally poked myself in the left eye. As I sat there in pain, my 9-year-old nephew, who we think has OCD, decided to help out by poking me in the right eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 00:30 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:52

"Auntie Cyclops! Auntie Cyclops! Guess what? I got a new 3D TV, and . . . Oh, shit."

nemisis11 12

Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:02

"look on the bright side" ..you should have just stopped there :-P

Comments

pman590 8

Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:51

just make sure he doesn't watch **** on it!

rexgar2000 10

Tuesday 27 September 2011 15:01

cum shit in 3d? that sounds scary.

izzie321 27

Wednesday 12 June 2013 0:47

2 girls 1 cup...

Burr520 3

Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:51

Bet he didn't see that coming

Jaxx66 21

Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:38

I wouldn't see why he couldn't tell you about it at least. But you aren't missing much, I can't even watch 3D cause I get crippling migraines from it

CookieEaterO_O 7

Tuesday 27 September 2011 13:17

I see what u did there.

molly2moon 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 0:26

21- So im not the only one

DrewsFML 8

Wednesday 28 September 2011 5:13

I only see half of what you did there.

Daralea 21

Wednesday 28 September 2011 17:31

I agree with Jaxx. Can't stand those things. And YDI for making your nephew feel bad for an innocent slip-up.

monicadempsy 5

Wednesday 14 March 2012 7:47

Maybe im wrong but she didnt say anything. The nephew was talking and then remembered that the OP is blind with one eye.

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:52

"Auntie Cyclops! Auntie Cyclops! Guess what? I got a new 3D TV, and . . . Oh, shit."

DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 13:45

Cyclops during the day, Pirate during the night; it's a full time job.

lemonkittens 8

Tuesday 27 September 2011 14:32

Thanks for making my day perdix :D

CryMoreFMLs 14

Tuesday 27 September 2011 15:00

Avast, thar be an "oh shit" moment a-brewing in his mind, Yaar! I had to.

lemonkittens 8

Wednesday 28 September 2011 2:48

I see what you did there ^ :) pirate humor never gets old...

Omgitsaireyonna 6

Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:01

Look on the brightside, at least you can still see out of one eye.

Doppelganger10 4

Wednesday 28 September 2011 0:51

Squirtle.:D

F0xyTurtle 8

Sunday 2 October 2011 6:21

You need 2 eyes to see in 3D...

ihateFMLJkxD 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 7:57

Three best pokemon out there.

brand125 17

Tuesday 24 June 2014 3:15

138 - thats the point of the fml

nemisis11 12

Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:02

"look on the bright side" ..you should have just stopped there :-P

kings1fan 6

Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:03

Don't worry you ain't missing out on anything. 3D tvs blow

NoobHat 6

Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:30

My thoughts exactly, they haven't developed enough to be worth it.

TheWindowLicker 13

Tuesday 27 September 2011 14:50

As a person who, like OP, can only see out of one eye since birth, I would like to say it's be fact that you're so limited that's annoying. Not being able to watch 3D things, or not being able to do certain jobs, things like that. It's not great at all.

tweetbaby14 18

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:34

Really? The 3D tv's I've seen all have blurry picture and look like complete crap that isn't even kind of 3D.... Maybe it's just me?

thewife5 19

Wednesday 28 September 2011 6:08

It's blurry.. Until you put the 3D glasses on.. Then it's an awesome picture! But not worth the extra cash:/

9010649 3

Saturday 1 October 2011 20:01

3G tv are really ******* bad for your eyes though. Immense eye strain and headaches for the loss.

shitidied 17

Tuesday 21 July 2015 3:39

50, Try cutting it in half, taping the two together and wearing it like a monocle

glabberfasted 16

Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:05

I have a friend who lost an eye to cancer at a young age. She can see 3D just fine - they've recently changed it specifically so people with vision in one eye can still see it. This is fake. Atleast do your research first.