My ex the dumbass
By Anonymous - 10/07/2020 20:02
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You are now a certified FML member
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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