My ex the dumbass

By Anonymous - 10/07/2020 20:02

Today, my long distance boyfriend sent me a Snap of him fucking another girl. When he realized he'd sent it to me, he called me, trying to explain, "it's not what it looks like. It was meant for the boys." Two days ago, I made plans to visit him. Guess who's out money and single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 631

You deserved it 217

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 500

You deserved it 4 259

Caught in 4K

By Nothing Special - 23/12/2015 06:54 - United States - Hixson

Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 913

You deserved it 1 801

By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 067

You deserved it 1 206

Instadrama

By Anonymous - 15/05/2020 20:00

Today, after suspecting that my boyfriend was cheating while I was out of town, I came across an Instagram picture of him with another girl. I found out that he told her he was single. When I confronted him in a comment, the girl’s friend replied, "He clearly likes her more than you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 753

You deserved it 592

Who are you?

By NotlovingAgain - 14/03/2022 06:00

Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 628

You deserved it 458

By unluckylassy - 28/11/2013 00:01 - Ireland

Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 186

You deserved it 6 211

Hang up

By hangup - 04/07/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I checked my voicemail. I was really surprised to hear an adorable message from my boyfriend, who is vacationing in Florida. I was even more surprised to hear him having sex with some other girl for the last seven minutes of the message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 871

You deserved it 3 294

By pissedoffexgirlfriend - 15/02/2018 06:00

Today, I went to go surprise my long distance boyfriend at college 7 hours away. As I opened his apartment door, I saw him on the couch fucking his “study buddy”. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 968

You deserved it 592

Thanks for noticing

By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 02:35 - Brazil

Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 816

You deserved it 9 636

By lolatmylife - 22/08/2014 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me pictures of him and his family on their trip in Florida. He accidentally included a picture of a girl sleeping in his bed, naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 929

You deserved it 4 037

HokieJ 10

Friday 10 July 2020 20:29

Sorry to hear that your ex is a scumbag!

Jennifer Cunningham 4

Friday 10 July 2020 20:12

Cancel that trip!

Comments

Jennifer Cunningham 4

Friday 10 July 2020 20:12

Cancel that trip!

kfchicken 31

Monday 13 July 2020 5:34

wow great idea no way op considered that

Jennifer Cunningham 4

Monday 13 July 2020 13:42

they said they were out money. obviously they either tried and couldn't cancel or hadn't tried yet, asshole

HokieJ 10

Friday 10 July 2020 20:29

Sorry to hear that your ex is a scumbag!

RichardPencil 30

Friday 10 July 2020 20:58

Why not go for the threesome? Win-win-win!

1gullible_bugger 33

Friday 10 July 2020 21:53

Not wise to travel during a pandemic anyways. A blessing in disguise. The cheater is not worth the time.

Robert Cruikshank 7

Friday 10 July 2020 22:18

Send him a bill. Include the recipes. Let him know. Don’t expect a payment, but maybe he will pony up.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 10 July 2020 23:00

Recipes? I'm curious. Recipes for what?

Gubbon 17

Saturday 11 July 2020 4:23

For disaster :)

genuinegoodguy 9

Saturday 11 July 2020 0:21

So brain wasn’t his strong point then. You’ve been saved a lot of later trouble by his idiocy. Definitely one that you’re better off without.

jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 11 July 2020 6:34

You can still take your trip. Just do the appropriate tourist stuff at your destination and forget whats-his-name. :-)

thatkorean 5

Saturday 11 July 2020 6:59

Call the airline and ask for a credit to your account and go on a different trip.

demix_fml 32

Saturday 11 July 2020 19:22

I’m worried about the fact he has sent pictures intended for the boys. This in itself is a red flag. Does the other girl even know? You are lucky to escape this ass hat. I hope he hasn’t sent pictures of you to his friends.