Liar !

By Anonymous - 14/03/2020 09:00

Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML

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By idefka - 08/04/2017 02:00

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2011 13:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

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By Holly - 05/02/2010 07:33 - United States

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

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By Fatass - 18/04/2014 05:37 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML

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By Kimberly - 22/10/2009 12:26 - France

Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML

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By cloudberry - 27/05/2012 08:00 - United States - Astoria

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML

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By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 00:32 - United States

Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML

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By wedeserveeachother - 24/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML

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By indian:( - 18/01/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 14 March 2020 9:36

I really care about this story. I lied. Or did I lie about lying?

JuliaKay14 33

Wednesday 18 March 2020 20:53

Doesn’t sound like you lied

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 14 March 2020 9:36

I really care about this story. I lied. Or did I lie about lying?

simontbw 10

Saturday 14 March 2020 11:35

The Truth will set you free

Gubbon 17

Saturday 14 March 2020 16:33

Well, it wasn't a lie after all then.

be82tw 17

Saturday 14 March 2020 21:28

Well, OP, at least you tried.

JuliaKay14 33

Wednesday 18 March 2020 20:53

Doesn’t sound like you lied

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Liar !

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