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Fast and Furious

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00

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Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
I agree, your life sucks 881
You deserved it 1 785

Same thing different taste

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That's a disgrace! You need to improve! Try for 20 seconds.

A new record! Now try to beat it! They didn't think a human could break the 4 minute mile either!

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That's a disgrace! You need to improve! Try for 20 seconds.

boogerjt 6

Made me think of this Dave Chappelle skit https://youtu.be/zpjq8jqrPq8

A new record! Now try to beat it! They didn't think a human could break the 4 minute mile either!

Don’t say “beat it”—that may get him off his game...

hfnsjsnsjzns 18

my my my, what have we got here

Wadlaen 23

Your girlfriend were having sex? What was you doing while she was doing that..?🤔

WistayShlaio82 13

She counted? That’s really weird