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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hopkinsville
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hopkinsville
By Anonymous - 15/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Carlisle
By gaiakirkland - 15/02/2014 11:18 - Italy - Pompiano
By chinaski7628 - 15/02/2014 07:11 - United States - Glendale
Op here. As most teachers will tell you, kids cheat all the time and badly, too. I usually write my own tests and worksheets and only write up answer keys when I need them, which does cut down on cheating. I didn't even realize I had a teacher's edition of the textbook until I came across those answers. On that day I had a family emergency and figured book work practice for an upcoming test would be fine. I did talk to the students involved and their parents. Unfortunately, several of the kids involved are habitual truants and failing my class anyway, so suspension, detention and a zero on the assignment don't mean much to them. A few of the kids involved, though they struggle, do come to class everyday and try, they just made a stupid decision. After a long (and embarrassing for them) talk with me, they (hopefully) have learned a lesson about cheating and blindly following others.
By Crystal_Nicole - 14/12/2013 05:05 - United States - Wichita
To the ones asking if he stayed at least until I woke up, or if I had good luck, let's say that besides being my crush, he's a friend of mine so obviously he stayed, and agreed to go out again, so hopefully next time I won't pass out. For the one that says she can swallow since she was born, thank you very much dear, I suppose you can also walk since you were 1 and you still trip over your own feet sometimes :)