By Crystal_Nicole - 14/12/2013 05:05 - United States - Wichita

Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
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cjack188 13

It's the exact opposite with my dog and his damn ball! I'm the one playing dead so he'll leave me alone!

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Pleonasm 35

Don't terrier self up about it, it's pawsible that your dog was just having a ruff day.

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cjack188 13

It's the exact opposite with my dog and his damn ball! I'm the one playing dead so he'll leave me alone!

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

What if you play dead and he starts eating you???

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Pleonasm 35

It's a dog eat dog world out there. *Hears groans*

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Kamon97 23

Sounds like #1 and OP should trade dogs haha

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RedPillSucks 31

You've got one of those dogs too? Our dogs need to get together. He's got the doggy version of OCD when fetching tennis balls

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hugozac88 22

Hahaha I would to have this dog

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BFons 19

Does it complain when you keep it up, or play the tv to loud? I've met dogs who do that.

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Wederoney 16

I imagined it like this xD: Human: C'mon doggie, fetch it. Dog: **** off mate, tryin' to be dead here.

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xnxck 8

You could say he/she was being a bitch.

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150493x 29

That was painful to read

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150493x 29

Thanks for clarifying that for me.

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eddeeezzyy 19

That's kinda how I do it when I want my parents to leave me alone at times. Except I don't play dead. I'm exhausted. I'm sleeping. Finals week is a bitch. :(

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Rainhawk94 27

Just drink your apple juice and crackers before every test

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oj101 33

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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oj101 33

#14 - look up the meme - "yes, this is dog". It implies that dogs love unconditionally and are naive, but I was playing off it by making OP's dog unbothered about it.

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Pleonasm 35

But I bet she rolls over once he brings the leash out.

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