By soontobewidow - 28/03/2015 09:20 - Turkey - Istanbul

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By soontobewidow - 28/03/2015 09:20 - Turkey - Istanbul
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OP here. We eventually got into the restaurant with our original reservations, after contacting management. My mother and I tried to not let the hostess spoil the night. The rest of the staff was wonderful and I don't think we'll be seeing much more of that hostess for a long time.