Mommy's little helper

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Oakland

Today, my drinking problem became apparent when my daughter asked for a glass of juice, and I instinctively poured a large glass of scotch instead. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 727
You deserved it 39 011
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ruckfules85 34

Really good you caught your mistake instead of giving it to her.

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_cameronkc_ 17

sounds like 15 is a bit butthurt. get a sense of humor, this is funny

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MRSwick2525 23

Are you serious #37? This is funny? Guess you have not had a loved one pass away because if this type of problem.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

I have, but it doesn't mean that I can't laugh at a good alcoholism joke or that I'll completely disregard my loved one.

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kazthesb 10

I think everyone needs to relax. #1 was just being ironic

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joeyl2008 29

Damn 39. It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard.

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TheMalygos 21

I completely agree with @2 Go get some help OP

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JayVicious 20

yes OP you should probably seek help.....after this next drink.

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ruckfules85 34

Really good you caught your mistake instead of giving it to her.

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Vegetarian27 24

It doesn't say that OP didn't give it to her. Maybe they did and the daughter told them to get help.

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Jackimo98 24

At least any child young enough to be asking her mom to pour them some juice wouldn't have made it any farther than a sip

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IceMan11 23

Should pour a glass of juice and top with vodka. Get it right guy.

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EatUrGreens 20

I knew some people were ignorant but not to this level omg..

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Blue_Black_fml 21

I hope you this makes you realize that you need to be a responsible parent and quit drinking.

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winchestinalock 21

The first step is acknowledging it so I guess you're there

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ThatDamHuntress 20

So, I'm Guessing you were drunk? Hopefully she did not take a sip yet.

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jett0001 13

Well, how old is your daughter though?? Haha.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Young enough for a parent to pour her juice.

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annarcheer 19

Sometimes I will ask my dad if he can get me something to drink if he's already in the kitchen getting himself something.

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