Whistleblower
By Anonymous - 25/05/2017 04:00
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By Anonymous - 25/05/2017 04:00
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Hi OP here, a little extra detail. My little girl (7 years old) is having her "bad haircut faze" she is self conscious about it and it didn't help that she overheard this obnoxious woman! I had to spend hours building back up her confidence. It was truly a horrible thing to do. Sorry it doesn't show up as mine as I posted it from my phone and then made an account!