Work: Whistleblower

Whistleblower

By Anonymous - 25/05/2017 04:00

Today, my boss held a meeting to talk about how we can't overlook others and no one should pick favorites. I walked out unemployed when I pointed out that she completely ignored the person who made the biggest sale in company history and constantly gave her son raises for mediocre work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 825

You deserved it 999

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 655

You deserved it 3 005

By Casuallydying - 28/04/2017 04:00

Today, I went into my boss's office to confront her about not consulting me before switching my shifts with someone else. I left in tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 014

You deserved it 588

By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 09:14 - United States - Redlands

Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 171

You deserved it 1 263

By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 08:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 402

You deserved it 6 641

The blame game

By unemployed - 20/04/2013 00:16 - El Salvador - San Salvador

Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 922

You deserved it 3 385

Make up your mind

By choke on a dick, sir - 01/11/2013 22:47 - United States - Portland

Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 737

You deserved it 7 682

Unfair

By bm128902 - 01/10/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was going around saying that she tries to give time off to the other managers so they can spend time with their family and significant others. She looked at me and said she doesn't for me because I have no one special to spend time with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 542

You deserved it 2 856

Mommy's boy

By simon - 11/01/2018 06:00

Today, my mother, who insists on sticking her nose into every aspect of my life, found out I'm only "middle management" and called my boss to criticize her for undervaluing me, demanding I be promoted immediately. I'm now the laughing stock of my office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 394

You deserved it 546

By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 07:00 - United States

Today, I had an hour long meeting with my manager where she informed me the reason I had not been promoted is because she felt that people would not like to work for me, because I would, "make them do their job." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 557

You deserved it 2 084

Make your mind up

By fuck you, boss - 21/12/2013 00:30 - United States

Today, my boss scolded me for being too friendly to our customers and told me to back off and let them do their thing. Less than an hour after doing as he said, he scolded me again, this time for slacking off and not asking them if they needed help finding stuff. There goes my bonus. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 515

You deserved it 3 162

akarsanb7680 7

Thursday 25 May 2017 4:28

Tell HR

nider 19

Thursday 25 May 2017 4:43

The old: do what I say, not what I do!

Comments

akarsanb7680 7

Thursday 25 May 2017 4:28

Tell HR

rickAUS 22

Thursday 25 May 2017 6:43

HR and the boss are probably one in the same since family are employed in a direct working relationship... so telling HR is a pointless endeavour.

nider 19

Thursday 25 May 2017 4:43

The old: do what I say, not what I do!

Druu 53

Thursday 25 May 2017 8:14

You don't: know how to use colons correctly.

RaylanGivens 14

Thursday 25 May 2017 17:50

An acceptable use for colons is script dialogue. For example; Batman: I'm Batman. If he's using it like that, he's not wrong, at least by descriptive grammar rules.

assassinmaster 22

Thursday 25 May 2017 5:28

Hats off! I love how you roasted and smoked her right in her face after the BS "no favouritism" talk.

sambmjmdjj 9

Thursday 25 May 2017 6:40

If you criticized a child to his mother you must be new to this life.

mariri9206 32

Thursday 25 May 2017 7:12

Ring, ring. "Hello, HR?" Ring, ring. "Hello, Department of Labor?" Ring, ring. "Hello, Lawyer."

species4872 19

Thursday 25 May 2017 7:25

Predictable outcome. Tough situation.

Pixiewolfe 46

Thursday 25 May 2017 7:51

If FML teaches you anything kids, is that you *don't* criticise the boss.

jessicasoho 13

Thursday 25 May 2017 8:22

Nepotism occurs in more places than we want. Doing the right thing from a managers point of view is shaded by such. That is why Human Resources exist.