By Anonymous - 25/12/2013 17:58 - United States - Elmont

Today, I received a pair of earrings, a necklace, and some rings as a Christmas gift from my grandma. This would have been nice if I weren't a guy. This is her way of mocking me for wearing what she calls "girl colors", such as white. FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Joke's on her! You can sell those things and buy yourself something nice, OP :)

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XxDanno316xX 27

Hey, just thank your grandma and pass the gifts to your girlfriend.

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Don't waste this chance, OP. Now you can look like the pimp you've always wanted to be.

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NotAnAvidGolfer 4

That only works when the thought is good, you know.

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arturo_s 10

When the thought was to humiliate her grandson it doesn't count as much

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Joke's on her! You can sell those things and buy yourself something nice, OP :)

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Palirose 22

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Kamon97 23

Or keep them for a future girlfriend :)

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XxDanno316xX 27

Hey, just thank your grandma and pass the gifts to your girlfriend.

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squidgy787 22

You could always return them or even take them to a pawn shop if they're not cheap costume jewelry.

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WaterBui 9

Well, at least you can sell the jewelry to get yourself something nice :)

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JamieLT 22

Sell it. Now you have money and an outsmarted grandma.

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YourBatteryIsLow 8

Or he could keep it as a gift to his girlfriend or mom or some other girl for their birthday or next Christmas.

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ThiQQ 9

I really think this site needs a catagory just for grandparents and/or the elderly.

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skip_m 6

You could wear them while you take her out to lunch and watch her squirm in her seat with embarassment.

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junkman6 22

He would need to wear a white suit with a nice salmon shirt underneath and some shiny white platforms. Also since when has white been "girly" I guess my white t shirts make me girly?

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doodlecloud 26

To me even pink isn't really a 'girl colour'. Or at least, I wouldn't think of a guy as girly for wearing pink - even ignoring my issues with gender stereotyping, I see blokey jock type guys in pink designer polo shirts ALL the time, it's like it's mandatory or something. So I can't even begin to think why white would be girly.

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junkman6 22

I know my rugby sevens team wears pink socks and switches from blue/white to pink/white polos for breast cancer awareness month. I also know a lot of pro football teams that do this. Maybe that's what you're thinking of?

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