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By DB. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
By DB. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By avenue24 - 06/07/2016 21:08 - Estonia - Tallinn
By EevieBear - 25/06/2016 21:08 - United States - Rochester
Hey guys! Op here. I'm pleasantly surprised this got published! I guess I should have explained the whole situation a lot better. It was not my idea to snoop, as I was making them dinner, and I heard doors opening and closing. I went to investigate, praying it wasn't a break in. Instead, I found the kids looking through the closets. I asked them to stop, sit down, and watch tv while I continued cooking. I watched them go back to the main room by the kitchen where I was, but I guess they snuck back out. When I checked on them again, they were looking at, you guessed it, sex toys.
By meowymomma - 25/06/2016 19:21 - United States
By Pseudo - 21/06/2016 05:33 - France - Vitry-le-fran?ois
Hey everyone, thanks for publishing this, & for the support! His family is really nice & we're getting along well. When my boyfriend originally told me, I was embarrassed, but now I think it'll be a funny story to tell when I get home. He taught me how to say it correctly, so it should be smooth sailing from here!