By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott
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Beginner
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Chicken Thief Badge
You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Judgmental
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
One more and it's business time
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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
50 favorites
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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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By lucas90 - 04/02/2015 21:42 - Sweden - Stockholm
lucas90 tells us more.
Hey, I'm the OP! In all fairness, she and her friends were wasted, and I was the designated driver. She didn't remember any of this the next day, and actually found it quite funny. She's not dumb. Sorry to dissapoint you. And to the people that pointed out my typo - yes I'm MARRYING a her. English isn't my first language and I was exhausted when I wrote this. :)
I'm the OP. He is most definitely not suffering from any disease that could impair his memory, and even if he did, his girlfriend could have reminded him. He is suffering from being an immense asshole. He never was much of a father to me, but he bawled like a baby when he got the news about my pregnancy, visited me in the hospital where I was waiting for the last 1.5 months before going into labor and I expected him to become a bit more involved. To the people saying maybe the family is too big: I am his only daughter, this is his first grandchild. He has no nieces, no nephews and no young cousins. So it's impossible to drown in babynews in my family.