Classic FML
By cpmolly - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Omaha
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By cpmolly - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Omaha
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By JustAnotherFML23 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle
Hey! I got another lemon in a box today, with the same note. But this time, the "Date me" was in caps and there was drawn a smiley on the lemon. I'm kinda getting creeped out, and i still haven't figured out who made it.