Lonely, so lonely…

By JustAnotherFML23 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, my loneliness reached a new level when I befriended the fly in my apartment, Mr. Stickyfoot. FML
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mothertruck 6

You are a friend to me too, JustAnotherFML23 - Mr. Stickyfoot

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mothertruck 6

You are a friend to me too, JustAnotherFML23 - Mr. Stickyfoot

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CCutright98 3

Poor OP, flies only live three days. Gotta make human friends!

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Pwn17 25

It's a fly, since when do they give diseases?

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Fluffydemise 18

Do you know how flys eat there food? If its not already a liquid, they vomit an enzyme onto the food that dissolves it enough to be sucked up through the proboscis. They do this to shit as well as that microwave dinner on your plate. And yes, you can get sick due to common house flies in your food. Ew.

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Pwn17 25

Oh. I had no idea. Ignore my first comment then.

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lysx84 24

Yeah, they go eat some poo and get it on their legs then land on your food and vomit on it. Yum.

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Enslaved 36

I leant how flies eat after watching the movie "The Fly". Yeah, it's pretty gross thinking about it how they do it. :P

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AnOriginalName 19

#29, because that's how they make more flies. Just caught two going at it in my kitchen, as a matter of fact.

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Mossears133 15

No, puppies need love. Flies need an unwavering wall of death.

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starile 19

Better than my pillow friend, Patrick. He just sits there. *sigh*

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seanos 3

Just sits there, materbating...

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Fluffydemise 18

Motorboating? Mutilating? I feel I'm missing the word you were aiming for...

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Doritozilla 20

What if the fly was a female so you offended it by calling her a mister? I'm Sorry OP :(

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beautiful_hope 16

That's not so bad. I realized last week that, since I don't work & recently moved where I don't know anyone, I sometimes go all day without speaking unless I'm talking to my cats or dog, until my husband comes home. :)

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EpicSquishii 21

You have a husband and pets. OP has a fly. Out of the two of you, OP is lonelier.

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ibmike22 13

He's pretty fly....for a...fly....shit.

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AngelSpit 18

and all the larvae say I'm pretty fly for insecti

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lolen2910 3

i think #9 needs to go befriend a fly after that serving!

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freckleface221 19

You could always get yourself a nice pet rock.

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blackonblight 32

Tamagotchi are still around apparently, those even make noise for you. (I know, I was surprised too, I haven't seen one since elementary school)

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Tdrizzzzzly 19

You gotta go out and try to meet some people!? I know it's hard to garner the confidence when your loneliness is hard to deal with, but your (soon-to-be) friends aren't gonna make themselves!

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