Lonely, so lonely…
By JustAnotherFML23 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle
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You are a friend to me too, JustAnotherFML23 - Mr. Stickyfoot
More like Mr. DiseaseLaden
Do you know how flys eat there food? If its not already a liquid, they vomit an enzyme onto the food that dissolves it enough to be sucked up through the proboscis. They do this to shit as well as that microwave dinner on your plate. And yes, you can get sick due to common house flies in your food. Ew.
Yeah, they go eat some poo and get it on their legs then land on your food and vomit on it. Yum.
I leant how flies eat after watching the movie "The Fly". Yeah, it's pretty gross thinking about it how they do it. :P
Flies need love too
No, puppies need love. Flies need an unwavering wall of death.
they need love with a fly swatter
Better than my pillow friend, Patrick. He just sits there. *sigh*
Motorboating? Mutilating? I feel I'm missing the word you were aiming for...
What if the fly was a female so you offended it by calling her a mister? I'm Sorry OP :(
That's not so bad. I realized last week that, since I don't work & recently moved where I don't know anyone, I sometimes go all day without speaking unless I'm talking to my cats or dog, until my husband comes home. :)
You have a husband and pets. OP has a fly. Out of the two of you, OP is lonelier.
You could always get yourself a nice pet rock.
Tamagotchi are still around apparently, those even make noise for you. (I know, I was surprised too, I haven't seen one since elementary school)
You gotta go out and try to meet some people!? I know it's hard to garner the confidence when your loneliness is hard to deal with, but your (soon-to-be) friends aren't gonna make themselves!
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You are a friend to me too, JustAnotherFML23 - Mr. Stickyfoot
Flies need love too